Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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