is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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