Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
