I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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