I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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