god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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