I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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