My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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