oh god the rape fog is back!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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