smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
NoShamevember. You game?
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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