Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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