On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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