Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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