Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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