im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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