And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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