A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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