her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She's the barista slut.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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