Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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