I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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