please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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