ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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