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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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