do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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