I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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