porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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