what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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