Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just google imaged poop.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you will always have a special place in my vag
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
