Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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