i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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