after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
