I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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