Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
