Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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