So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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