hell yes lets make some ravioli
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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