His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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