I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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