i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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