ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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