I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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