are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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