; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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