didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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