glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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