love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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