I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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