Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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