she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
