Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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