You really coming over, don't trick.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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