I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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