You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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