so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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