69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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