babies were throwing up all over the place
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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