Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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