Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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