Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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